Pretty sure Del Amitri didn't mean IN my vehicle. Sigh-h-h.
Things I may or may not have said –
To the police and fire fighters surrounding me when I crawled out of my over-turned car :
"okay guys – I’m really not used to being the center of attention like this!”
To the paramedics on the suggestion that I go to the hospital even though I felt okay:
“yeah, that seems like a good idea. Besides, I need a ride.”
To the emergency room nurse when asked where I was when the accident took place:
“I don’t know, I was wherever the lady told me to be” referring to my GPS.
To the other ER nurse for informational purposes:
“I am wearing clean underwear but my legs are not shaved.”
And later, to God”
“I don’t know what I did to deserve that protection, but thank you very much.”