* In a situation like this it's amazing how many people help you through it.  People who don't know you, don't know your loved ...

 * I now know that the main entrance to the hospital closes at 8:00 p.m. and the only place to enter after that time is through the E.R.  I ...

* It was 12:30 a.m. and I was leaving the hospital.  I stopped at the light, and was about to turn right on red because traffic was clear.  ...

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* I am on so many distribution lists at work it makes me want to scream.  But sometimes a distribution list in your email is actually needed...

 * Took the crabby old man cat to the vet today and let them drain as much blood as they wanted as long as they only charged me for the test...

Kitchen phone, but in white I know, right?  I remember it well.  If we had had caller ID when I was in high school I never would have gotten...