It was maybe a year ago that I bought the book “Jon & Kate Plus 8 – Multiple Blessings”. Took Ambien before bed but stayed up a little too long and in the morning found the confirmation email from Amazon telling me about my purchase. I had to laugh. And I did read the book.
I have not however, used the Mighty Putty I bought that same night. Did I ever mention that? Yeah, the guy who yells talked me into buying Mighty Putty and I still don’t know what was in my mind when I did it. You'd think the next thing would be Sham Wow, right? Think again.
We all know what a guy gets when he turns 50, right?
Nice, right? The little red sports car. So what do I get when I turn 50 (and take Ambien?)
They’ve been after me for a while, even before I turned 50. But – apparently – last night I joined. *snort!*
Post brought to you by:
Jon & Kate Plus 8
Mighty Putty
Sham Wow
Generic Red Sports Cars
AARP
And with a special nod to: AMBIEN.
Sleepwalking, and eating or driving while not fully awake, with amnesia for the event, have been reported. WHAT?? NOTHING ABOUT SHOPPING??!!!?!???
