a) neither have been there in years
b) neither of them are easy to handle
c) either of them thinks a stranger touching them means they should scream like a toddler being sawed in half
d) either of them reacts to a stethoscope by using the twist, writhe, growl and pee tactic
e) neither of them have been vaccinated or examined in a long enough time that you have to spend the amount equal to (but not more than) a Chevy Volt to pay for the appointment
You're welcome.
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