If you have an iPhone you are already familiar with auto-correct. When you type, the iPhone predicts what you are trying to say and automatically completes words or changes them totally, assuming it knows what you are trying to say better than you do. There are times when I think those iPhone developers got drunk or high and sat around figuring out what ridiculous things to change different words to like - always change happy to herpes or song to spit. Or worse. Much much worse. Turns out - there is a website dedicated to chronicling people's experiences with auto-correct. Glad it's not just me.
Warning, if you have had children or are of a certain age - empty your bladder appropriately before continuing. Offering you the benefits of my mistake.
Need a tissue?